So a number of crimes have been committed here in the name of Writing.
Firstly, we have the murder of the English Language by an author who is insistent that it is because she is English that she is misunderstood.
Secondly, said same author then proceeds to act as though “under the influence” and use foul and abusive language in a public place…thus disturbing the peace of said place.
Thirdly, said same author, by committing the above acts, also commits professional suicide. All in all you would have to say that was quite a crime spree. But the worst crime…she’s now an internet star, as such, and will sell more books than ever, because the old adage still holds true…there is no such thing as bad publicity.
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